ladylovelycocks:

usapin:

dodostad:

(I’ll only post the last sentences because they were good)

Dodostad has the power to cause her opponents to become stupid. Tragically, Dodostad becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of titanium.

kam is able to communicate with wolves from a distance. Additionally, she has the power to transform any rat into diamond and she developed the talent to cause her antagonists to become completely incapable of knowing stuff. kam wades into combat with a death-dealing shield that also grants an unbelievable luck. Unfortunately, kam becomes night-blind in the presence of fire.

uuuuuOOOOOOO raile watch out

Noora can change shape into a pig, however can only do so four times a day. Additionally, she has the power to confuse the smell of a combatant and she is known for her stupendous massive subterranean lair. Noora is able to take control of weather and bend it to her will and she has been known to deflect lightning bolts, but doing so drains her series of useful gadgets for two days. Lamentably, Noora becomes afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome in the presence of adamantium.

Leathert wades into combat with a frightening beak that can force attackers to freeze in place. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid fire and she has inherited an unbelievable sense of smell. Leathert has been known to make weapons appear from nowhere and she has developed all of the powers and talents of an octopus, but can only do so once a minute. Unfortunately, Leathert becomes stupid in the presence of rubber.

My weakness is kind of inconvenient. Also, wtf is solid fire?