Lina I found you a thing.
Karkat better be ready to be attacked by a lion.
ERIDAN DEFEND ME FROM EQUIUS SOB
Aradia vs Vriska. If how it turned out last time is anything to go by, I’m safe!
Eridan vs sollux agine
erIDAN vS DUAlscAR
HELP ME ERIDANVriska wants to attack [S] Mituna: Defend
this doesnt help cause my patron is defending and trying to kill me o.o gamzee the fuck bro
Eridan is trying to kill me but Equius is in the way. I suspect that I am safe.
Terezi vs Eridan… hmm, it would be really interesting..
Nepeta wants to kill me and Kanaya’s protecting me.
Yeah, I’m safe.
Okay I actually want to see Aradia protecting someone (not necessarily me) from Eridan
I have Nepeta attacking me and Karkat protecting me.
..yeah I think I’ve got this covered, she probably would be distracted enough not to attack.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
VOICED BY STEPHEN FRY?!
This is going on my Christmas Wish List.
Liz we both need one so they can go off at the same time.
blue haired werewolf-chan
looks like youre gonna have to change your icons hair colour
Space Alchemist Abi-Sama
Lyrical Youkai Abbie-san
HONEY HONEY AMANDA-CHAN.
I AM HUMAN MOON MOON.
Lovely idol Sara-chan :3c
Dark Nurse-chan? I can work with that~
Yandere Idol Chibi-chan
Honey Honey Pyu-kun
Blue-haired Masochist Akira-sama
Sadistic Hime Hyo-kun
KIRAMEKU YUUSHA ALEXANDER-TAN
Lovely Star Ouen-Chan
Aogami Kaizoku Minna-Sama
Crimson-eyed Sweetie Mari-yan
That is mildly confusing.
no but guys if you don’t know it, weiss kreuz was this hideously animated venture into brand territory by koyasu takehito (aka that deep voiced guy who’s in everything; he was zechs) who wanted to make a franchise for him and three of his seiyuu friends. he had a (genuinely talented) manga artist design the characters (and later screwed her out of royalties for them :|) and then took all her interesting characterization ideas and torpedoed them for INTENSE, UNWARRANTED MANPAIN.
so weiss kreuz is about four dudes who are forced, for various reasons, to assassinate “bad people” (THE LINE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD IS WAVED ABOUT CLUMSILY, USUALLY WITH GREAT BUCKETS OF WEEPING ON THE CHARACTERS’ PARTS) at night; by day, they are motherfucking florists.
each of these assholes is designed to appeal to whichever bishounen type is your particular preference. you’ve got the slutty ladychasing jaded one, you’ve got the sweet and kind of stupid sporty guy, you’ve got the brooding tragic quiet one, and you’ve got the cute little kid one. anyway they’ve all got ridiculously tragic life stories including things like “they killed my girlfriend and i weirdly think every dark haired woman i see is her now” “i’m obsessed with my comatose sister to the point that i’m going by the japanese equivalent of ‘susan’” “I USED TO BE A SOCCER GOALIE AND NOW I AM NOT” and “I’M THE PRODUCT OF OUR MAIN ENEMY’S DEAD WIFE’S AFFAIR WITH HIS BROTHER (WHO IS ALSO SECRETLY THE LEADER OF OUR TRAGICALLY UNDERSTAFFED ORGANIZATION).”
eventually the main bad guys show up and they’re awesome but also tragically hilarious too. here’s their family photo:
they’re SCHWARZ because they fight WEISS and also they don’t need weapons because THEY’RE ALL PSYCHIC FOR NO REASON no seriously out of nowhere the show is like btw psychics. the tiny one is of course the most dangerous and the redhead is of course the fandom bicycle and all the REALLY edgy fans like the eyepatch guy best because he licks knives a lot and talks about sins against god. and stuff.
it’s a terrible show. but most everyone in the yaoi circles of old had seen at least an episode and was writing epic crossover fanfiction with lots of buttsex and suicide and really bad songfics.
the only part of it you should ever watch are the dub outtakes, which are amazing. one, two, three, four, five. (seriously. you will laugh for hours.)
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
The Sequential Art Gallery, here in Portland, is currently displaying original art from this series through the end of this month. Also: Orbital comics, in London, has a few of my images on display along with other Portland artists. Take a jaunt out of your warm and well-appointed study to take note of the flaws in my finished drawings; I relish feedback.